Signs that your girlfriend loves her clothes more than you

Falling in love, but not with you?

Then don’t miss an opportunity when she gives you those signals! Blushy-mushy behavior while heading to the mall? We suggest you switch to a dating app today. If her new pair of denims get her more nervous than usual, trust us boy, you’re being cheated on daily. Hold loyalty crucial and get cuddling with someone sane. Here are tested signs to detect your female’s whacky behavior!

SHE JUMPS WITH JOY WHEN YOU TALK OF THE FOOD COURT

VISIBLE SIGNS: Cites a sudden love for food and gets slurping all around.

More than the food, she’s ogling the fashion stores on the lower floors. Get smart- step into the elevator, hold her tight and head straight to the food court. Save on some cash-induced insanity while making her shop!

CHILDISH BEHAVIOR WHILE WEARING NEW CLOTHES

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VISIBLE SIGNS: Jumping while changing and uploading #OOTDs in a pop.

Take a sharp turn and head to pre-school! If she hops like a frog while throwing on new clothes and clicks every pair on her feet for a quick #OOTD, she’s got infidelity on her mind and doesn’t really care. She’ll neither open Instagram to stalk your ugly exs nor express her love for you over social media. Talk about priorities!

SHE LEAVES NO TRACES BACK IN YOUR ROOM

VISIBLE SIGNS: ‘Do the deed and pack-up and leave’ is her everyday slogan.

She sure does enjoy, but yearns an early clean-up. Clothes, make-up or her favourite fashion accessories see no trace back in your room. She comes over because you want her to, but that’s not what you want. Then again, holding your clothes dearer isn’t a bad habit, no?

CUDDLES LESS AND DRESSES THE BEST

VISIBLE SIGNS: Dressing to impress and not bringing her feelings to confess.

Chicken-wing kisses and couple showers together aren’t on her mind. Impressing means dressing and nothing beyond. Affection’s in the drain and her way to seduce you isn’t through her heart. The more you buy her, the more often she’d be coming over. Dump her!

KEEPS YOU WAITING FOR A ROMANTIC DATE NIGHT

VISIBLE SIGNS: Makes excuses of being broke or is indecisive lately.

She knows you’d pay the bill, but yet opts out for being too broke. Shopping the latest arrivals than spending time with her beloved is HER way of living life. We suggest, you let her be. Catch an eye candy and introduce yours truly to fireball envy!

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Gossip Katta, Media Glamsham, IBN Live, Women’s Health Mag

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